18 January 2006

Polite Request

To all the short, curly black hairs on top of my head who refuse to even consider growing in the same direction as the rest of my hair after each wash:

Please cease and desist with immediate effect, or else you will be forcibly removed.

Thank you.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Violet said...

Jeez, you just reminded me of a very juvenile joke -

Q: Why does Joan Collins have so much short black curly haire?

A: Because she's had so many facelifts.

2:32 AM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

lol... grinned at joke

And heyyy, i too have that problem... ell i do when my hair grows too long... i used to have long hair... long and almost impossible to cultivate into any shape that wasn't abstract in nature.

S.x

6:54 AM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger onanymous said...

Mmmm... Mr. Sat with an abstract hairstyle (I'm thinking Edward Scissorhands-ish)
Now there's a mental image for you!

8:01 AM, January 24, 2006  

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